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To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from
each of the three columns below and preface it with "Thou":
| Column 1 |
Column 2 |
Column 3 |
| artless |
base-court |
apple-john |
| bawdy |
bat-fowling |
baggage |
| beslubbering |
beef-witted |
barnacle |
| bootless |
beetle-headed |
bladder |
| churlish |
boil-brained |
boar-pig |
| cockered |
clapper-clawed |
bugbear |
| clouted |
clay-brained |
bum-bailey |
| craven |
common-kissing |
canker-blossom |
| currish |
crook-pated |
clack-dish |
| dankish |
dismal-dreaming |
clotpole |
| paunchy |
ill-breeding |
lout |
| pribbling |
ill-nurtured |
maggot-pie |
| puking |
knotty-pated |
malt-worm |
| puny |
milk-livered |
mammet |
| qualling |
motley-minded |
measle |
| rank |
onion-eyed |
minnow |
| reeky |
plume-plucked |
miscreant |
| spongy |
rude-growing |
pignut |
| surly |
rump-fed |
puttock |
| tottering |
shard-borne |
pumpion |
| unmuzzled |
sheep-biting |
ratsbane |
| vain |
spur-galled |
scut |
| venomed |
swag-bellied |
skainsmate |
| villainous |
tardy-gaited |
strumpet |
| warped |
tickle-brained |
varlet |
| wayward |
toad-spotted |
vassal |
| weedy |
unchin-snouted |
whey-face |
| yeasty |
weather-bitten |
wagtail |
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